Top 10 list: COOL things about being between jobs
- You actually have time to read the junk mail before recycling it
- Growing a beard is not only an option it’s a budget saver
- The Xbox is your best friend—and your preteen son envies you!
- Even the dog begins to hope you take a shower soon
- You begin to share dinner recipes with housewives on Facebook
- For fun, you print your resumes with the fonts Papyrus and Comic Sans
- Slippers are worn more way more than shoes
- You have even less excuse to not do the honey do list!
- You get to practice retirement by saying—“Get off my lawn!”
- Angry birds…angry birds…angry birds…
OK readers. Did I miss any? Please share or pontificate with me.