From PURGATORIO blog here is a "news" item worth noting on a Friday.
A plan to sneak actual Wine instead of Grape Juice into the communion cups at a number of key Southern Baptist Churches was thwarted earlier today. The plot was uncovered by a special SBC anti-alcohol unit known as the RES #5 Squad. Apparently, after loosening him up with a few cocktails, the Squad got a confession from a disgruntled former Founders Ministry member. He informed them of a secret coalition of young Calvinistic Baptist bloggers intent on forcing members of the denomination to drink.
A former president of the denomination, who wishes to remain anonymous, reflected “Had they succeeded, and had Baptists actually consumed real wine, the results would have been catastrophic and blown the SBC to bits”.
If convicted, the conspirators could be forced to go to Jack Chick evangelism training and give up their Derek Webb CD’s.